2024 New Years Resolutions

[REPO Man]

So long as they're not dreaming about the Beast.

[marurun]

Seriously, inappropriate content for the forum and you didn't even make an attempt to match the song. Don't you ever write a musical or your audience will murder you for having no musical or lyrical sensibilities. Also, please edit your post so I don't have to.

[Limewater]

Seriously, inappropriate content for the forum and you didn't even make an attempt to match the song.

Okay, so it wasn't just me. I tried to make the words fit the rhyme and meter of the song as I remember it, but couldn't.

[Ziggy]

[REPO Man]

Post edited.

[Limewater]

Well, REPO has inspired me.
I wrote this in the middle of the night in July, 2021. I posted it to the Huntsville, Alabama subreddit and the moderators removed it a few hours later. I still feel like that was a case of over-moderation.

Content Warning: This story mentions politicians, but does not express political opinions. The legal issue mentioned is true and verifiable. Contains body horror.

My personal experience with former Alabama congressman Mo Brooks and Senator Katie Britt

[bmoc]

This is the best thread derailment I've read in a while. I can probably only say that because I was smart enough not to click that spoiler tag.

For an actual attainable resolution, I'm going to try to get the last PS3 titles that I want for my collection while they are still relatively cheap. I think it is around 20 titles or so. I just paid my HOA dues so maybe I can get started next month.

[Limewater]

Oh wow, I got modded off of r/nosleep, too.

I'm actually kind of surprised about that one. I read all the rules, and I was pretty sure that my story fell within them. I guess I do mention two (local) politicians, but not in any implausible way, except for implying that they may not be human.

Oh well.