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Purple squares with handles just don't work for me.

Best (Not in any order)

Genesis Model 2 (Nothing Extra, Nothing missing)
Wii (Sleek)
NES 2 (Always reminded me of the first boss in SNES Star Fox)
Dreamcast (White and Orange is a good combo)
Game Boy Pocket (Small, Every color awesomeness)

Worst (Not in any order)

N64 (I've always felt that everything about it was just odd and ugly)
Original Xbox (Its so heavy I'd swear it was a robot in disguise)
Fat PS2 (No comment.)
Lynx (Either one. Both are silly)
A Genesis with all attachments (Awe inspiring? Yes. Practical? Not even a little)

dedalusdedalus wrote:Here are my votes.
sticks out like an ethnic person in an Abercrombie & Fitch catalog.

This made me for some reason.

This forum officially hates pics.

Sexiest consoles: Megadrive, Dreamcast, Saturn, PSOne, GCN.
Fugliest: NES, SNES, Wii, N64, Gameboy, PS1+2+3, Xbox+360, Jaguar, 3DO, SMS...

Most consoles do look hideous imho.



All it needs are limbs to take on Metal Gear

Best looking

Saturn
NeoGeo CD
CDX
Gamecube
Vectrex

Ugly

Mastersystem
NES
N64
Fairchild Channel F
Odyssey 2

Best:

1) My wife holding my Wii (no childish jokes please)
2) Natalie Portman holding my Sega Master System
3) Christina Ricci holding my Sega Dreamcast
4) This chick I worked with who flirted with me all the time years ago (even cupped my balls once), but I never acted on it holding my 360 Elite
5) Christina Applegate holding my Genesis/Sega CD (mod.1)

Worst:

1) Lead singer from Counting Crows with my FC3 Plus
2) Rosie O'Donnell holding my xbox
3) My next door neighbor holding my Atari 5200
4) Snookie holding my APF tvFUN
5) Howard Stern holding my PS2 fat

Ugliest:

Atari XEGS (maybe you consider a computer, but I really hate the colors. I mean pastels, really?)

OXbox (it's too big, and the big X on the top is really unattractive. Plus, its design isn't functional; big footprint and takes a good aspect (frontloading) and ruins it by putting the X on the top, so the surface isn't flat to set another console atop)

32X (it looks like a mushroom, and sticks out too far.)

Model 1 Genesis (The cartridge port isn't in the middle, and the cartridge goes in too far.)

Original PS3 (rounded top so you can't put anything atop, and it's too glossy. The shape looks bad, too)

Best Looking:

Genesis 3 (the 3 on the front looks awesome, plus the thing is really small)

Atari 2600 (Nice woodgrain to remind you of the era, the ridges look cool, the slanted cartridge port is awesome, and the switches!)

GameCube (Very simple, just perfect)

Black Wii (Very simple, small, glossy but not too glossy, cool black, light up disc drive look very stunning, plus it can be sat upright or sideways)

DSi (Looks very simple, especially when closed. Very boxy, and done right. Matte looks great)

Best:
N64( sleek and powerful looking)
Gamecube(Small, powerful and quiet...I hate the fisher price kid's toy one thought)
Neo Geo AES(Do i need to explain?)
Dreamcast(Minimalistic and beautiful)
PSone(Minimalistic and beautiful)

Worst:
PS3 fat(Ugly ,bulky,fingerprint nightmare and looks like a George Foreman grill )
PS2 fat(Stupid design, too big, and ugggglllyyy)
Jaguar CD+Jag combo(Looks like a fucking toilet)
Xbox(I actually love the look of the machine but it's too big!!!)
Playstation fat(Ugly and bulky. Nowhere near as good looking as the N64 or even the Saturn)