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Re: Games Beaten 2017

by Juan Aguacate Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:03 pm

A Boy and his Blob - PS4

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This was the most boring puzzle game I've ever played. Add to that shitty boss fights, clunky controls, a complete lack of story, stupid AI from the blob, and the obnoxious voice of the brat you play as and it all amounts to a very shitty game from Wayforward

I never played the original, so I can't compare, but if it's anything like this remake than I'm glad I never played it

Also, I'm gonna come right out and say it, the art style sucks. It's bland and boring and I have no idea why the game got so much praise for it. The two protagonists have the most bland character designs I have ever seen in a game. The "boy" is some generic looking kid and there is nothing distinctive about this art style like you see from Akira Toriyama with Dragon Quest or the guys who did Castle Crashers, or even Dishwasher Dead Samurai. The game looks like shit. All the enemies and bosses look bland and boring too, most of them just being plain, boring, dark blobs. The game's look is lazy and half assed and anyone who can't see that has no real taste for visual art.

0 out of 10 for this snooze fest of a game.
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Re: Games Beaten 2017

by Sarge Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:26 pm

Juan Aguacate wrote:*snip*

Everyone's entitled to their opinions, of course, but I really enjoyed the game when I played on Wii.
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Re: Games Beaten 2017

by Segata Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:40 pm

Juan Aguacate wrote:A Boy and his Blob - PS4

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This was the most boring puzzle game I've ever played. Add to that shitty boss fights, clunky controls, a complete lack of story, stupid AI from the blob, and the obnoxious voice of the brat you play as and it all amounts to a very shitty game from Wayforward

I never played the original, so I can't compare, but if it's anything like this remake than I'm glad I never played it

Also, I'm gonna come right out and say it, the art style sucks. It's bland and boring and I have no idea why the game got so much praise for it. The two protagonists have the most bland character designs I have ever seen in a game. The "boy" is some generic looking kid and there is nothing distinctive about this art style like you see from Akira Toriyama with Dragon Quest or the guys who did Castle Crashers, or even Dishwasher Dead Samurai. The game looks like shit. All the enemies and bosses look bland and boring too, most of them just being plain, boring, dark blobs. The game's look is lazy and half assed and anyone who can't see that has no real taste for visual art.

0 out of 10 for this snooze fest of a game.


I don't think we can ever get along. Adore this game so much. Played it on Wii and I can't imagine someone hating a game with a hug button! Game is awesome. Everything you said I feel is wrong. In bold made me laugh. Ok then mr elite! I have not played the game in a while so I am going to go play it and enjoy it with my no real taste for visual art. :lol:
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Re: Games Beaten 2017

by retrosportsgamer Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:52 pm

Juan Aguacate wrote:A Boy and his Blob - PS4

The game's look is lazy and half assed and anyone who can't see that has no real taste for visual art.


Your point has been painfully made. Everyone gets it. You gotta throw in a "if you don't agree with me you have NO TASTE" line? Come on, yo. Keep that stuff in YouTube comments. Smart people only here.
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Re: Games Beaten 2017

by Segata Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:58 pm

Don't think I will every beat all 3000+ stages so I am going to cheat.
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Re: Games Beaten 2017

by ElkinFencer10 Thu Apr 27, 2017 8:45 am

retrosportsgamer wrote:
Juan Aguacate wrote:A Boy and his Blob - PS4

The game's look is lazy and half assed and anyone who can't see that has no real taste for visual art.


Your point has been painfully made. Everyone gets it. You gotta throw in a "if you don't agree with me you have NO TASTE" line? Come on, yo. Keep that stuff in YouTube comments. Smart people only here.

Word RSG. This crap has no place here.
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Re: Games Beaten 2017

by BogusMeatFactory Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:01 am

Yikes. Let's all take a deep breath. No need to start the dog pile. Sometimes people get into rant mode when they don't like something. I know we are all guilty of crapping on stuff from time to time.

Yeah, you shouldn't starting making assumptions about other people if they like something you don't, but I chalked these comments as trying to be a YouTube personality and following the angry craze... Which again, I think is not cool.

People make stupid comments that they didn't necessarily intend to incite in others, it happens.

For the record, A Boy and His Blob is awesome.
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Re: Games Beaten 2017

by ElkinFencer10 Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:19 am

Saint Bogus with the voice of reason.
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Re: Games Beaten 2017

by Exhuminator Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:19 am

I would like to know what video games Juan Aguacate does enjoy. From his posts I've seen, he tends to really not like the games he plays. Surely there's some vidja he enjoys.
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Re: Games Beaten 2017

by BoneSnapDeez Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:31 am

His posts remind me of those by Gamerforlife. Plays a lot of AAA and current gen stuff and hates it.

I mean, you'd see similar posts out of me if I played AAA and current gen games. But I have the sense to stay away from things that I'm almost guaranteed to dislike.
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