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Re: Anyone ever play a video game while having sex?

by Xelyx Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:46 am

I've texted...
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Re: Anyone ever play a video game while having sex?

by Crabmaster2000 Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:49 am

samsonlonghair wrote:How can I hold a controller while my hands are on her hips?


Isnt that what Kinect is for?
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Re: Anyone ever play a video game while having sex?

by noiseredux Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:49 am

saturnfan wrote:
I saw it recently, so I might be able to dig it up. Assuming of course that I have permission to post pornography.



I'm not giving you permission to post pornography. I'm giving you permission to post THE TITLE of a pornographic film.

On a related note, did you guys know there's one called Splatterhouse? I'm dead serious.
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Re: Anyone ever play a video game while having sex?

by D.D.D. Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:56 am

noiseredux wrote:
saturnfan wrote:
I saw it recently, so I might be able to dig it up. Assuming of course that I have permission to post pornography.



I'm not giving you permission to post pornography. I'm giving you permission to post THE TITLE of a pornographic film.

On a related note, did you guys know there's one called Splatterhouse? I'm dead serious.


A porn called Splatterhouse? Sounds like it would be grosser than gross... :shock:
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Re: Anyone ever play a video game while having sex?

by dunpeal2064 Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:14 am

Its all about Lord of the G-String

Dildo Saggins, Smirnoff the White. Freakin hilarious
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Re: Anyone ever play a video game while having sex?

by Luke Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:50 am

I have a feeling about 90% of the people who've posted in this thread have actually had sex while playing a game.
By themselves.
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Re: Anyone ever play a video game while having sex?

by RyaNtheSlayA Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:50 am

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Re: Anyone ever play a video game while having sex?

by AppleQueso Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:55 am

Luke wrote:I have a feeling about 90% of the people who've posted in this thread have actually had sex while playing a game.
By themselves.


It'd have to have been a wii game.
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Re: Anyone ever play a video game while having sex?

by ZeroAX Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:56 am

Luke wrote:I have a feeling about 90% of the people who've posted in this thread have actually had sex while playing a game.
By themselves.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nah. My controllers are stick enough from all the food I eat while gaming. No need to add some even stickier stuff :lol: :lol: :lol:

And I don't understand why people think it might be impossible. You haven't tried doggy style? It pretty much leaves your hands free to do what they want. Usually I do something sexual with them, but I guess I could play a game instead XD
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Re: Anyone ever play a video game while having sex?

by Luke Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:58 am

Can the title of this thread be re-named "Really awful, pathetic, non-inspiring joke thread"?

And I'm rethinking my last post. I don't think 90% of the people who post in this thread understand sex, therefor haven't had it; even with themselves.
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