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Re: Latest Wii Attachment is...oh dear god.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:46 pm
by saturnfan
Haha, the medieval pear was a torture device guys. I dare not explain the specifics, but you might be able to gather from the picture.

Re: Latest Wii Attachment is...oh dear god.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 4:48 pm
by AppleQueso
My favorite torture device is the thumb screws.

Re: Latest Wii Attachment is...oh dear god.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 5:26 pm
by Jrecee
Yes, please don't explain the specifics of how it's inserted into orifices, then it expands as you twist it, thus tearing open whatever it has been inserted into.

We definitely don't want to hear about that.

Re: Latest Wii Attachment is...oh dear god.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 6:50 pm
by slowslow325
WTF

Re: Latest Wii Attachment is...oh dear god.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:09 pm
by Jimmy Yakapucci
I remember seeing them mention the medieval pear on an episode of 'Bones'.

JY

Re: Latest Wii Attachment is...oh dear god.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:48 pm
by Hobie-wan
Jrecee wrote:Yes, please don't explain the specifics of how it's inserted into orifices, then it expands as you twist it, thus tearing open whatever it has been inserted into.

We definitely don't want to hear about that.


Come on guys, it's just a Jaw of Life for, umm...

Re: Latest Wii Attachment is...oh dear god.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 10:51 pm
by MrEco
Hobie-wan wrote:
Jrecee wrote:Yes, please don't explain the specifics of how it's inserted into orifices, then it expands as you twist it, thus tearing open whatever it has been inserted into.

We definitely don't want to hear about that.


Come on guys, it's just a Jaw of Life for, umm...

...Your intestines?

Re: Latest Wii Attachment is...oh dear god.

Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 11:51 pm
by Dylan
MrEco wrote:
Hobie-wan wrote:
Jrecee wrote:Yes, please don't explain the specifics of how it's inserted into orifices, then it expands as you twist it, thus tearing open whatever it has been inserted into.

We definitely don't want to hear about that.


Come on guys, it's just a Jaw of Life for, umm...

...Your intestines?

Not even close. It's obviously for your tear ducts.