Getting the Girlfriend Gaming - Our Reviews
Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:19 am
I sat on my couch one day playing a game of Rocket League. My rank had just reached the lowest gold level for the first time and one of my teammates quit seconds into the match. Somehow we were ahead with seconds to go. Epic save after epic save. My teammate and I were on fire. I was so into the match that I failed to notice her take a seat next to me on the couch.
A last second shot by the other team sailed towards the goal and my teammate was far out of position. I'm doing a full boost forward flip in attempt to get back. My angle gives me a single chance to cross the path of this goal bound ball. One last flip and slight areal boost, and I managed to tip it just enough to bounce of the wall above the goal then the ground to an amazing victory.
My girlfriend was not as excited as me. Apparently I was kicking my leg with every bit of ball contact in the last seconds. Old habits of my soccer days I guess. For her, though, I was the jerk who ignored her and kicked her for 7 minutes.
As she picked up the cup and I towled up the water kicked over at some point, she asked how I can get so into something like this.
This is coming from the girl on level 1000 and something of Candy Crush.
I know she has the ability to game in her, so I hand here the controller and set her up a match with some bots on the easiest settings. What a futile attempt that was.
.....
That got me thinking. Why is somebody who plays games all the time on her phone just so out of touch with the modern console game? The obvious answer was the interface. She has never held a controller before meeting me, and here I am giving her the newest one. Needless to say, she was intimidated and overwhelmed by this.
The concept of using two joysticks is so foreign to her as a non gamer, that she quit there. Thinking about it, I've never used this style of control in anything other than games and I was eased into over 20 years from the NES to the modern generation of games.
With that realization, my plan was formed and mind made up. She was going to play all my old games and consoles; relive my gaming past. NES to Genesis to SNES to Sega CD to Saturn to N64 to Playstation to Dreamcast to GCN to xbox to PS2. She agreed to play as long as I stuck to actually good games.
First up: Tetris on the NES
A last second shot by the other team sailed towards the goal and my teammate was far out of position. I'm doing a full boost forward flip in attempt to get back. My angle gives me a single chance to cross the path of this goal bound ball. One last flip and slight areal boost, and I managed to tip it just enough to bounce of the wall above the goal then the ground to an amazing victory.
My girlfriend was not as excited as me. Apparently I was kicking my leg with every bit of ball contact in the last seconds. Old habits of my soccer days I guess. For her, though, I was the jerk who ignored her and kicked her for 7 minutes.
As she picked up the cup and I towled up the water kicked over at some point, she asked how I can get so into something like this.
This is coming from the girl on level 1000 and something of Candy Crush.
I know she has the ability to game in her, so I hand here the controller and set her up a match with some bots on the easiest settings. What a futile attempt that was.
.....
That got me thinking. Why is somebody who plays games all the time on her phone just so out of touch with the modern console game? The obvious answer was the interface. She has never held a controller before meeting me, and here I am giving her the newest one. Needless to say, she was intimidated and overwhelmed by this.
The concept of using two joysticks is so foreign to her as a non gamer, that she quit there. Thinking about it, I've never used this style of control in anything other than games and I was eased into over 20 years from the NES to the modern generation of games.
With that realization, my plan was formed and mind made up. She was going to play all my old games and consoles; relive my gaming past. NES to Genesis to SNES to Sega CD to Saturn to N64 to Playstation to Dreamcast to GCN to xbox to PS2. She agreed to play as long as I stuck to actually good games.
First up: Tetris on the NES