BossKnight wrote:The Classic Nerd reviews Sonic the Hedgehog for the Sega Genesis. A classic game that helped launch the "Bit Wars" but was the game ever any good or was Sega's marketing team too strong to ignore?
Sonic the Hedgehog
Tough Love:
Your "review" is not difficult to watch because it is hard to watch, but difficult to watch because it sucks. In reality your "review" is boring and not even close to meeting mediocre. Your vocabulary is shit, your camera caption is shit, and your intro and voice recording is shit. And to top everything else off, you look like shit and your information is shit.
CAN WE PLEASE HAVE ONE VIDEO GAME REVIEWER NOT LOOK LIKE A HOMELESS MAN IN HIS LATE THIRTIES WEARING A DUMB ASS T-SHIRT? Just one. That's all I ask.
Super Sonic isn't in Sonic the Hedgehog, so step one would be getting your stuff straight. And when you mention the special stages were like the programmers made a pinball game...THAT'S WHAT THEY INTENDED to do. Doing what you have been told to do is their job.
Did like the reference to the infinity gems though.
And just because you suck at the game (apparently, just going by your game play, if you were actually playing the game) doesn't make the game suck. The games rules, you suck at it. Know how many people love and purchased the release? More than two, which is more than the number of people who have watched your review.
We get to see you play a few seconds of the first two levels, and then the final battle. Not one glimpse of the Starlight Zone, which is one of the greatest levels in video game history.
Plus "Classic" doesn't mean old. It means something of the highest quality, so when you you call something "classic" and then say "it sucks" you sound like a buffoon who doesn't know his native tongue.
I'm half kidding, but you need much work at writing or recording any review. You have zero structure, no knowledge of what you are reviewing, and no multiple use of curse words can save you.
And please keep your obnoxious whining to level one.
I say this with sarcasm, but mostly with sincerity.