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Racketboy Greentext Stories

by BoneSnapDeez Sat Aug 10, 2019 6:17 pm

>be me
>be 36
>get babysitter, go out to dinner with le wife
>hip new mexican place in college town
>waitress is qt3.14 girl from the college
>food=good.jpg
>order dessert, cake
>wife goes to bathroom
>qt3.14 waitress brings cake
>says, "enjoy your dessert!"
>i say: "you too!"
>mfw

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Re: Racketboy Greentext Stories

by pierrot Sun Aug 11, 2019 12:20 am

>triggered by the shade of green possibly not being the same as green text (tm)

Sometimes it just be like that, though.
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Re: Racketboy Greentext Stories

by BoneSnapDeez Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:28 pm

>be me
>be 36
>oldest daughter is 6
>she likes retro gaming
>find cool game at local store, wonder boy iii: the dragon's trap
>game starts easy, have strong armor and weapons
>daughter having lots of fun
>breezing right through
>but then!
>trolling.exe
>game turns player into wimpy lizard man
>game gets hard
>daughter lose, daughter mad
>"i don't like this! i need to play something else!!"
>"okay dear."
>carefully look at game shelves
>"yes honey, i think i found something easier you'll enjoy more."
>dragon's curse for turbografx-16
>mfw

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Re: Racketboy Greentext Stories

by samsonlonghair Mon Aug 12, 2019 4:52 pm

Now let her play Lion King on Sega Genesis.
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