1. Late Phases
A blind Vietnam vet and his seeing eye dog are placed into a gated retirement community by his son. That first night, a werewolf attacks his neighbor and kills his dog. Now this vet has a month to get buff, get some bullets, and get ready to take down his nemesis lycanthrope out of revenge for his dog. Seriously, it's a geriatric John Wick with werewolves. It's also mostly not a good movie. Mostly.
What went wrong? Well for one the old people werewolves look pretty goofy in my opinion, and they prance. Really. I probably could have looked this over, but I made the mistake of watching this with my stepbrother, and he's about to spend the next year of his life working in a wolf sanctuary in New Mexico, so he gets really picky with his werewolf movies. If you're curious, this is what they're like:
Also, this is an indie film, and some of those actors are definitely indie actors. The two cops are by far the worst of the lot.
But it's not all bad! In particular the lead, Nick Damici, is really good as the grizzled blind veteran. I believe him, both in that he's blind and that he's a total asshole. By the end I found myself wishing the movie around him was better because he deserved it to be.
2. Ghoulies
A guy inherits a house from his satanist parents, gets wrapped up in using their grimoires and magics to summon demons and make himself powerful, and then accidentally releases the spirit of his undead father who wants to kill him to make himself immortal or something. Oh, and there is are parties, a bunch of friends, a creepy clown doll, midgets, and monsters that were obviously hand puppets. The movie is a mess of ideas, and the little critters that are in it don't really feel like they hold much purpose beyond a possible cash in on the Gremlins hype.
Still, there are a few entertaining moments involving the little dudes, and the demon little persons were probably the best part of the picture. There are also some entertaining moments involving crooked contact lenses though, so I suppose that says a lot about this picture. It's mediocre at best, and I'd rather go watch Gremlins or Critters instead. Not Hobgoblins though, that movie sucks. I need to get around to seeing Munchies some time...
Also this is Mariska Hargitay's first film. Heh, how about that?