I'm spittin first and gaming later. I see those eyes rollin Exhuminator. Roll eyes now, they'll exhume you later. We're battling, I hate the game and the player!
Pull you out the coffin kid Dracula got. My "cold stare" keep you choked up coughin' like some hash you bought. Burn right through that stash you got. Save the baggie, I'm baggin ya up. I'm playing pool cuz I'm rackin' you up. "Pity the fool!" Buzz cut smackin you up. Steal your gold chains jackin' you up.
If we're gaming I'mma still outplay you. There's no shame in it, you hit play and got ate by a gru. My whole styles a mystery to you. You're puzzled like Myst did to you.
Let's talk about staying power, I'm thinking like Dreamcast. You've got CDI gaming power, a blink could outlast. I am calling you out, but not to fight with. I wanna play co-op, like "girl!" Key-Glyph.
EDIT: Just to clean up the tapatalk mess.
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put up your dukes son, you about to be mega done I'm gonna nuke you harder than I nuked Megaton I don't need crappy cheat codes to beat you I'll hex edit your whack stacks and delete you
yo my flow like Framemeister, perfect and lossless you a shamed shyster in the shadow of a colossus ya sappy raps so weak they even make Tingle cringe ya jabs flabby like a dudebro on a Pringles binge
say you a gamer but I know you just pretend yo da kinda lamer with an iPhone and what, Nintendo? yo go sleep with Cookin' Mama and choke on 'er lunch keep steppin' weak I'm gonna bust a falcon punch
hardest hardcore gamer from hard town that's me every step I take on a 'tard clown leaves a platinum trophy Mario, Kratos, and Master Chief stare aghast at my thumbs so if you gotta go fast then come get some
I'm an import roguelike, brutal impossible you a suicidal Bob-omb, cute while tossable I'll throw yo static in da trash with no hurdle just joy while the masses forget ya ass faster than Virtual Boy
I am seriously loving all of this too, and wanted to drop some props on my favorite rhymes so far:
Ziggy 587
Life's not fair and it's not always pretty Gotta pour one for my homies Breetai and Snow Kitty
Exhuminator
word up up down down left right aight stop no cheatin' when I'm beatin' games till they drop no walkthroughs no guides I keep it real when you sleepin' I'm creepin' through another King's Field
when I press start, it's ready player WON game over, all your friends dead son
I'm an import roguelike, brutal impossible you a suicidal Bob-omb, cute while tossable
jp1
Smash a brick with my head and sit on an axe. I'm winning the game...and that's while I relax.
I'm gonna put the games aside for a minute, don't worry. We'll come around and get back in it, let's discuss your furby.
JT
I'm the lyrical master, rap megamix sensei I got a magical Persona like Shin Megami Tensei
Y'all wish you were me, and all the ladies wanna get this I slide in my long piece, and I give em a Tetris
One two three four five six seven eight nine No other controller's got as many buttons as mine
TSTR
Auto-auto always on and there's no debate Got my rapidfire rhymes burnin up your savestate
BogusMeatFactory wrote:If I could powder my copies of shenmue and snort them I would
River City Ransom beat, beat you to the punch. Stone hands and dragon feet, eatin sushi for lunch. I Grand Slam your bar, then hang with my "PYT". Man you're cannon fodder, get some new "DLC"
I'm like virtual boy cause I'm seeing red. I'm likely to hurt you Ole boy, you might wind up dead. Not really, I'm playing unless we got controllers in hand. Boondock killing while praying, I roll up like MacManus.
I got that "3DO" full motion video flow. That shit gets ugly sometimes but you still love the show. I don't know how you can call yourself retro. You game on a television, I'm gaming with dice "bro".
I was busy gaming before "graphics" were a thing. Incidentally I'm framing "static" so it clings. Evidently the slate of gaming is erratic that I bring. Consequently my rate of shaming your rhetoric stings.
Your about as genuine as Rice-a-roni homeboy. Callin out a gentleman and chastise him a phony, Sorry, "no joy!" The only thing that's phony is you with candy crush. Keep playing on that phone "B" real games are just too much.
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I get my kicks from cuttin' moves with super turbo kung fu Step to the sticks and buttons. Let's play Street Fighter II! Player Select: lemme guess... you're gonna be Ryu or Ken You know there's other choices, right? Yet you pick 'em again and again. You're so damn predictable; your moves are all played out You can even pick my character and I'll still knock you out "Play Dhalsim!" you laugh "His slowness is bound to annoy you!" Never underestimate me. I will meditate and destroy you. "Round One.... Fight!" As expected, you turtle in the back like a fireball machine But what!? My stretched foot kicks your face from across the screen You cry "NO FAIR! Those long legs are so cheap and so lame!" Fine. Step a little closer bitch. HA HA! "YOGA FLAME!" "Round Two.... Fight!" You shoot projectiles again, but you're too close for the attack I slide underneath the fire and plant you flat on your back Aw, you poor baby gamers scamper in your Pampers and Huggies Here's one to grow on: Can't block the headlock yoga nuggies! You go on the offensive, tryin' to get in close for a throw But I hit you with a headbutt double bump "K.O!" You accuse me of cheating and demand a "rematch" Zangief, Chun-Li, Guile: I'll beat you with the whole batch I start off playing nice saying "Hello. How do you do, Ken?" But then I hit ya with the quarter circle forward "HADOKEN!" Ya think you can jumpkick me, but I'm not sure ya can When I forward down diagonal punch "SHORYUKEN!" With Blanka I'll shock ya and bite ya because I'm gnarly You'll miss the thrill of winning, more than Guile misses Charlie You leap my Sonic Boom, but Flash Kicks were always my plan You've met your doom, boy "Go home and be a family man" I break more players than Honda's ass breaks chairs Hundred hand slap your face 'til your nose needs repairs As Zangief, I wrestle bears and come home the survivor I slam down health bars with my spinning pile drivers It's your last quarter, with mercy I'll give you an honorable way to die Somersault to a handstand: crush your head in Chun Li's thighs You tried real hard, you tried to come correct But did you hear what the announcer said to me? "Perfect!" Your skills are so tired it's like you O.D.'d on ambien But I don't mind being the World Warrior champion I just wish I had a worthy opponent to brawl Guess I'll just keep practicing uppercuttin' waterfalls
I am seriously loving all of this too, and wanted to drop some props on my favorite rhymes so far:
Ziggy 587
Life's not fair and it's not always pretty Gotta pour one for my homies Breetai and Snow Kitty
Exhuminator
word up up down down left right aight stop no cheatin' when I'm beatin' games till they drop no walkthroughs no guides I keep it real when you sleepin' I'm creepin' through another King's Field
when I press start, it's ready player WON game over, all your friends dead son
I'm an import roguelike, brutal impossible you a suicidal Bob-omb, cute while tossable
jp1
Smash a brick with my head and sit on an axe. I'm winning the game...and that's while I relax.
I'm gonna put the games aside for a minute, don't worry. We'll come around and get back in it, let's discuss your furby.
JT
I'm the lyrical master, rap megamix sensei I got a magical Persona like Shin Megami Tensei
Y'all wish you were me, and all the ladies wanna get this I slide in my long piece, and I give em a Tetris
One two three four five six seven eight nine No other controller's got as many buttons as mine
EDIT: And damn! That whole last post. Amazing dude.
TSTR
Auto-auto always on and there's no debate Got my rapidfire rhymes burnin up your savestate
Some of my favorites:
Ziggy Ya never really know what this forum may bring Henrygrik came here to learn new thing
You spit out words and think you can win Ima bout to bust you up with my Hadouken Take it like a man and don't make a fuss I want you to know that all your base belong to us
JT You tired emcees need to WAKE UP and hit the coffee maker Here comes JT to BREAK UP stale flows with a "C-C-C-Combo Breaker!"
I'm the lyrical master, rap megamix sensei I got a magical Persona like Shin Megami Tensei*
*had to give this a nod as well, so sick!
My Vic Viper hits a "speed up" and I start to soar As I shoot the core, and get the HIGHSCORE! Y'all came to battle, but weren't prepared for war Me? Son, I brought a BFG 9000, a rail gun, and a cerebral bore
Exhuminator
Damn near every verse. But here are a few standouts.
steppin' up to the mic like 8-bit Tyson boxing beats rough like Alpha 3 Bison reppin' stuff hardcore like Contra on the Genny outfoxin' you casuals 'cause I'm sick like The Many
stayin' retro when this boy make a racket with a hatchet 'cause you suckas can't even hack it playin' modern time games ya'll sorry like Jaguar Atari bits aged like fine wine's only how I dine mine when I'm
put up your dukes son, you about to be mega done I'm gonna nuke you harder than I nuked Megaton I don't need crappy cheat codes to beat you I'll hex edit your whack stacks and delete you
Key-Glyph
Also amazing, multi-syllabic the whole way through. Within bars and across them, did you write this off the top of your head? Pen and paper?
So what's the KeyGlyph manual sayin'? What's the backstory how I got playin'? Well it started with my brother's birthdayin' in 1990 when all boy kids were gamin'.
Now scroll to the right, and there's Key. mostly list'ning and watching intently. She's four years old when she meets that NES, intrigued, yes, but not expressly impressed.
Now I'm thirty and I have even more fun. I'm crushin' hard stacks of games like they're Columns. I'm munchin' black forest cake for the science. I'm sportin' all the service medals they've got in the Alliance. Think it's dangerous to go on alone? Stick by me; I'll getcha outta this Comix Zone. Every pixel villain better beware; I'm like Samus, kicking asses with my super-long hair.
TSTR No lag when I blast if you could not tell Checkpoint on yo ass, gonna ring yo bell Cuz y'alls Rated E rhymes bout weak as hell With all the shit y'all talk I'm surprised it don't smell
Round here in the forums of the R to the B Where I AM John Cena bitch YOU CAN'T SEE ME Bout to put y'all boys down in just 1-2-3 Speedrun over y'all—I'm the turbo MC
You're so damn predictable; your moves are all played out You can even pick my character and I'll still knock you out "Play Dhalsim!" you laugh "His slowness is bound to annoy you!" Never underestimate me. I will meditate and destroy you.
PREACH
BogusMeatFactory wrote:If I could powder my copies of shenmue and snort them I would
Exhuminator is the greatest of the great an Amazing Tater and there's no debate my flow's pure precision no blunt incisions a lyrical logician's successful Front Mission
yo my Primal Rage will leave the mic smoking rivals fade till they heave and die choking firefighters come hard and bring they FLUDD 'cause I'm like Charizard when I'm out for blood
wanna beat my rhymes best keep up the grind can't reach my level but I'll watch ya climb I'll tear you down 'cause that's what I do my skill's a rarer thing than Cryo's Salammbô
with delicious vicious complexity I'm too hard pernicious malicious perplexity like Cave Noire yo that's a game you ain't ever even played so stay fake while you drank your Fool-Aid
I'll fry you alive with Ken's flamin' uppercut rhymes so fly they slay like Tonberry's butter butt whoa he meant to say knife wow he got distracted yo DJ scratch that last sound bite it's redacted
my foes like Wii U on life support it's not scary pull the plug file the obituary get buried confess you a mess Ex left a wreck see kid? rest best hit the deck or suffer like G did