OOOHHH!!! That sexy red thing, Good God! Dios Mio!
I'm turned on each time I turn on a NeoGeo!
Whether it's MVS, CD, or AES
SNK does it best; F the rest; no contest
Fellas get envious, cuz they can't be havin it
I just won't part with my MVS cabinet
Ladies get jealous, seekin' attention to no avail
My joystick only wants a D-Sub 15-pin female
You might think I'm kinda snooty or acting kinda snobby
I guess you kinda get that way with this expensive hobby
These games ain't cheap yo, 'specially when you buy 'em imported
The price is steep bro, better make sure you can afford it
Your wife sounds angry, "Did you spend 300 dollars on e-Bay?"
"Yes dear. If there's good deals on a cart, true ballers don't delay!"
"You spend too much money and you game all day and night!"
"Babe, you can't put a price on the joy of Twinkle Star Sprites"
"That's what you said about Blue's Journey, you're too cutesy and sappy"
You scream at the top of your lungs "WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY!?!?!"
Whoa! Cool down, you're stressin' me with your marital battles
Bro, I need to focus on making 2 stick 4 button miracles in Seattle
I got all medals of honor for my skills in Metal Slug
A buncha bearded P.O.W.'s all gave me a hug
Kinda like all the ladies who want me to be all nuzzled up on
As we cuddle close up on the couch playin' Puzzle de Pon.
I'm like Magician Lord, a real persistent nice guy
But my foes concede all hope they are "destined just to die."
I'm the King of Fighters and I have no equal
The beats need my rhymes like Crystalis needs a sequel
I'll slice you up like apples any time that we throw down
Like Ukyo, chased down by the ladies, in Samurai Showdown
My beats got urban flavor like my chop suey from the city
My bass gots more wobble then Mai Shiranui's titties
I eat up opponents like I'm using shake and bake
Having Terry Bogard for dessert "OK! Piece of cake!"
You're corny, like Fozzie jokes that died and went to wacka wacka heaven
You can't corner me, I'll choke you, slide in and dent you in Waku Waku 7
I'm a flying power disc slammer throwin' like a bad mammer jamma
When I play Wind Jammers chillin in my MC Hammer pajamas
You can't beat me. Just admit it. Time for confessional
I always hit 'em out the park like Baseball Stars Professional
But I can't say I never lose, my History grades took a dive
I don't get it though, cuz I said 'Nam happened in 1975!?
RAP BATTLE!!!
Re: RAP BATTLE!!!
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Re: RAP BATTLE!!!
This thread needs more battlers!
Paging Dr. Sheinem, the mad professor with a blast processor
Or bring the Noiseredux with the cabled GameBoy nunchucks
Or the Ack Attack, takin the power back, kicked back in a pink cadillac
Fastbilly gettin silly? BoringSupreez or BoneSnapDeez? Xeogred earnin' street cred? O.pwuaioc with... whatever that rhymes with?
Paging Dr. Sheinem, the mad professor with a blast processor
Or bring the Noiseredux with the cabled GameBoy nunchucks
Or the Ack Attack, takin the power back, kicked back in a pink cadillac
Fastbilly gettin silly? BoringSupreez or BoneSnapDeez? Xeogred earnin' street cred? O.pwuaioc with... whatever that rhymes with?
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Re: RAP BATTLE!!!
The king of the jungle I'm lyin' in wait.
But if I'm a lion then what are you, bait?
We grab some change and go hit the arcade.
I'm killing it so much call me Master Bates.
Cause I'm really just playing with myself.
Beef like this just ain't good for your health.
Snap back to an hour ago, I dropped a coin.
You dropped all your dough, stale is where my breads going.
End the witty banter and collect your thoughts quick.
Carved up jack' o lantern you should'a respected my stick.
The arcade kind get your head outta the gutter.
Your charade kinda let your head cloud up and sputter.
With some rhymes you were trying to spit too loose.
Sure this Bob-omb is cute 'til you lit the fuse. Don't get confused, or twisted.
I'll leave you bruised and blistered. Don't abuse the wrist kid. Those games leave you addicted. It's youtube you meant then? When you dropped pants while typing it in.
If that makes you a gamer, I'm the last savior.
Twist my cap back and prepare, I don't like your behavior.
Time to keep stringing you along, try and hold on...
Like E. Honda's thong does, rolling eyes like your mom does.
Thunder rolling in the skies, it's wrong what Bob-omb does.
Leave you surprised, you thought he was nice like Bob Ross cuz'.
He came correct with the PC game.
When the games over your PC won't be the same.
The only thing politically correct is your shame cuz'.
Call me Bill Maher 'cause my PC game is famous.
But if I'm a lion then what are you, bait?
We grab some change and go hit the arcade.
I'm killing it so much call me Master Bates.
Cause I'm really just playing with myself.
Beef like this just ain't good for your health.
Snap back to an hour ago, I dropped a coin.
You dropped all your dough, stale is where my breads going.
End the witty banter and collect your thoughts quick.
Carved up jack' o lantern you should'a respected my stick.
The arcade kind get your head outta the gutter.
Your charade kinda let your head cloud up and sputter.
With some rhymes you were trying to spit too loose.
Sure this Bob-omb is cute 'til you lit the fuse. Don't get confused, or twisted.
I'll leave you bruised and blistered. Don't abuse the wrist kid. Those games leave you addicted. It's youtube you meant then? When you dropped pants while typing it in.
If that makes you a gamer, I'm the last savior.
Twist my cap back and prepare, I don't like your behavior.
Time to keep stringing you along, try and hold on...
Like E. Honda's thong does, rolling eyes like your mom does.
Thunder rolling in the skies, it's wrong what Bob-omb does.
Leave you surprised, you thought he was nice like Bob Ross cuz'.
He came correct with the PC game.
When the games over your PC won't be the same.
The only thing politically correct is your shame cuz'.
Call me Bill Maher 'cause my PC game is famous.
Re: RAP BATTLE!!!
I write prose in tight rows so my flows just sound right
You might blow, we might doze, you're frozen in stage fright
Reuse bits, you lose this, crowds hiss and shout loud boos
I ooze bliss, enthuse kids, and get five star reviews
My light grows, insight flows, I'm chosen to delight
I smite foes, ignite shows, my face glows in limelight
Line my aim, stake my claim, I came for the goal lines
Define fame, it's my game, my name's making headlines
You might blow, we might doze, you're frozen in stage fright
Reuse bits, you lose this, crowds hiss and shout loud boos
I ooze bliss, enthuse kids, and get five star reviews
My light grows, insight flows, I'm chosen to delight
I smite foes, ignite shows, my face glows in limelight
Line my aim, stake my claim, I came for the goal lines
Define fame, it's my game, my name's making headlines
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Re: RAP BATTLE!!!
Did I hear you right, did I hear you sayin'
That you're gonna make a copy of a game without payin'?
Come on, guys, I thought you knew better don't copy that floppy
I'm your MC Double Def EX see
That's the Disk Protector for you and the posse
That's the artists, writers, designers and programmers
They pump up the images for games and grammar that lets you learn, but also play
The games you came here for today
Now I know you love the games and that's alright to do
Because the posse who make them, they love them too
But if you start stealing, there's no more they can do
You say "I'll just make a copy, for me and a friend"
Then he'll make one and she'll make one and where will it end?
One leads to another then ten, then more
And no one buys any things from the store
So no one gets paid and they can't make more
The posse breaks up and they close the door
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy
No Carmen Sandiego, no more Oregon Trail
Tetris and the others, they're all gonna fail
Not because we want it but because you're just takin' it
Disrespectin' all the folks who are makin' it
The more you take, the less there will be
The disks become fewer, the games fall away
The screen starts to shrink, and then it will fade
Programs fall through a black hole in space
The computer world becomes bleak and stark
Loses its life and the screen goes dark
But I'm much too strong and you're much too smart
To let that happen to your chances to explore
Parts of the new age just behind the doors of your minds
You're the posse of the future and you hold in your brains what's never thought of before
And in time, you'll teach us so much more
That's why I'm here and what I'm fighting for
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy
You see, on these disks we have frozen in time
The creativity of someone's mind
Do you think, that because, with a flick of a key
You can copy that game, that the work is free?
This creativity, we protect it by law
We value so highly, what the mind's eye saw
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy
To do the right thing, it's really simple for you
The copyright law, it will tell you what to do
Buy one, for every computer you use
Anything else is like going to the store
Taking the disk, and walking out the door
It's called thiefin', stealin', taking what's not yours
Is that really where you want your life to go?
Think about it, I don't think so
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy
Now you see a game you like and you really want to try it
Don't copy that floppy, just go to the store and buy it
Think of it this way, okay?
When you're buy a disk, you're sayin' to the team
You respect what you do and what you're workin' for
We'll keep up our support so you can make up some more
We'll do the right thing and the future will be clear
There will be new programs here at the end
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy
Now you know how the games and the programs are made
And what you do to make sure that they're not gonna fade
The bottom line is it's all up to you
There's nothing more that I can do
The goals in your court, dribble, shoot, or pass
I'm sure you'll make your decision with class
Don't copy that floppy
See ya, I'm outta here
That you're gonna make a copy of a game without payin'?
Come on, guys, I thought you knew better don't copy that floppy
I'm your MC Double Def EX see
That's the Disk Protector for you and the posse
That's the artists, writers, designers and programmers
They pump up the images for games and grammar that lets you learn, but also play
The games you came here for today
Now I know you love the games and that's alright to do
Because the posse who make them, they love them too
But if you start stealing, there's no more they can do
You say "I'll just make a copy, for me and a friend"
Then he'll make one and she'll make one and where will it end?
One leads to another then ten, then more
And no one buys any things from the store
So no one gets paid and they can't make more
The posse breaks up and they close the door
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy
No Carmen Sandiego, no more Oregon Trail
Tetris and the others, they're all gonna fail
Not because we want it but because you're just takin' it
Disrespectin' all the folks who are makin' it
The more you take, the less there will be
The disks become fewer, the games fall away
The screen starts to shrink, and then it will fade
Programs fall through a black hole in space
The computer world becomes bleak and stark
Loses its life and the screen goes dark
But I'm much too strong and you're much too smart
To let that happen to your chances to explore
Parts of the new age just behind the doors of your minds
You're the posse of the future and you hold in your brains what's never thought of before
And in time, you'll teach us so much more
That's why I'm here and what I'm fighting for
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy
You see, on these disks we have frozen in time
The creativity of someone's mind
Do you think, that because, with a flick of a key
You can copy that game, that the work is free?
This creativity, we protect it by law
We value so highly, what the mind's eye saw
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy
To do the right thing, it's really simple for you
The copyright law, it will tell you what to do
Buy one, for every computer you use
Anything else is like going to the store
Taking the disk, and walking out the door
It's called thiefin', stealin', taking what's not yours
Is that really where you want your life to go?
Think about it, I don't think so
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy
Now you see a game you like and you really want to try it
Don't copy that floppy, just go to the store and buy it
Think of it this way, okay?
When you're buy a disk, you're sayin' to the team
You respect what you do and what you're workin' for
We'll keep up our support so you can make up some more
We'll do the right thing and the future will be clear
There will be new programs here at the end
Don't copy! Don't copy that floppy
Now you know how the games and the programs are made
And what you do to make sure that they're not gonna fade
The bottom line is it's all up to you
There's nothing more that I can do
The goals in your court, dribble, shoot, or pass
I'm sure you'll make your decision with class
Don't copy that floppy
See ya, I'm outta here
PLAY KING'S FIELD.
Re: RAP BATTLE!!!
You plagiarized the anti-piracy song. That's so meta.
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Re: RAP BATTLE!!!
I wish these were on YouTube or a CD or something. Freaking awesome so far guys and gals.
I have no skills so ya'all shut me down quick but I'll get back up and take my beating while drinking NESQuik.
I have no skills so ya'all shut me down quick but I'll get back up and take my beating while drinking NESQuik.
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NES, NES 2 (AV mod), SNES, SNES 2, N64 (Pikachu), N64 original (boxed), Gamecube (Orange, Silver, Purple), Wii, Wii U (Zelda), GB Pocket, GBA (2x-Arctic & Indigo), GBA SP (3x), DS Lite (Crimson/Black), 3DS (Aqua Blue), Sega Genesis and 32X, Game Gear, Lynx, PSP (2x), Vita, and Gold PS4.
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Game Systems Owned:
NES, NES 2 (AV mod), SNES, SNES 2, N64 (Pikachu), N64 original (boxed), Gamecube (Orange, Silver, Purple), Wii, Wii U (Zelda), GB Pocket, GBA (2x-Arctic & Indigo), GBA SP (3x), DS Lite (Crimson/Black), 3DS (Aqua Blue), Sega Genesis and 32X, Game Gear, Lynx, PSP (2x), Vita, and Gold PS4.
Re: RAP BATTLE!!!
My next rap isn't just about games from Nintendo
As it goes a little deeper in, so does the innuendo
I may be hardcore, but I'm not some kinda jerk
So the spoiler tag's a warning: this one's kinda Not Safe For Work
As it goes a little deeper in, so does the innuendo
I may be hardcore, but I'm not some kinda jerk
So the spoiler tag's a warning: this one's kinda Not Safe For Work
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Re: RAP BATTLE!!!
JT, putting the 16-bit into the "16-bit graphic depiction"
Re: RAP BATTLE!!!
Ivo wrote:JT, putting the 16-bit into the "16-bit graphic depiction"
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