RAP BATTLE!!!

[J T]

I propose we play some proper pinball in a pinball competition
My pinball powers overpower people contemplating opposition
I properly prepare the puller poised for skill shots placed in position
I pound the flipper paddles piling progressive points in repetition
My pinball pummels bumper poles to the point just past submission
A purple lamp pearched on the ramp powers up as I pass partitions
I pop up slides with force applied to spin in spiral expeditions
I populate multiballs upon the play space in ping pong juxtaposition
I play with purpose pushing pop-up spotlights to complete my mission
Jackpot profits multiply my prize and pull me to the toppest top position
A couple supple wrists complement my positively pleasant disposition
People praise my prowess proclaiming me to be the poetic pinball magician

[Exhuminator]

hey yo

how can we call this Racketboy
when the racket we crackin' destroys
I thought we came here for pixels and toys
not to form a super pac of killjoys

got a white boy so mad he gonna rap
maybe like crap but facts are facts
it's my fist or my finger tips
just listen to this wish from my lips

this place is beginning to feel like
a frozen arcade dead in the night
let's juice the boards and press start hard
no more fighting like a bunch of retards

but Ex the whole world is falling apart!
so what we got thumbs and beating hearts
it's lame to be mad and vidja procrastinate
grab that gamepad and mentally masturbate

no need to beat you in political prattle
let's concede to bleed in a little pixel battle
I'm seeing ghosts where there used to be smiles
seething goblins spitting bile all the while

this place is beginning to feel like
a frozen arcade dead in the night
let's juice the boards and press start hard
no more fighting like a bunch of retards

a shout out to Luke, Dunpeal, and even mjmjr25
hope you and the rest are still alive
to who's left here's hoping we can make it thrive
might be on our last continue but that's alright

let's fight about King's Field versus Dark Souls
not chew the salty fat like a bunch of trolls
yes I'm guilty too, I'm in it, no liar
but only you can prevent forum fires

this place is beginning to feel like
a frozen arcade dead in the night
let's juice the boards and press start hard
no more fighting like a bunch of retards

on the real so what we're not the same
in our blood pumps the bits and the games
they brought us here and they're the core
remember that when your egos get sore

my name is Exhuminator and I'm no hater
yo I've been gamin' since calculators
so let's flip the dip switch on the forum difficulty
it's this co-op mode so different with some multi

[jp1]

Ok Ex, so let's begin...the problem's not with you, it's with him.
You know the orange skin, the one who's on and on about deportin'?
If we are all the same, why is being different such a sin?
I ain't mad at you though, in some way we are all kin.

I see a man who wants to burn us to the ground.
The great orange hope, at least he isn't brown.
Pander to the KKK, it's okay, minorities took our jobs away!
Pitchforks and torches just like the old days!

I want to close my eyes and look away, just like you do.
I can't just roll my eyes and play games, I'm human too.
I care about people regardless of our differences.
I'm sorry if that reads like I'm making some inferences.

You see we are here fighting for the same damn tolerance you believe in.
It's just the tolerance we want doesn't end with color of your skin.
The tolerance we want doesn't end with the clothes you dress in.
The tolerance we want doesn't end with the family you're born in.

You made a choice and then feel discriminated against.
Trump discriminates against people who didn't choose shit.
So, sure we can still be friends, we can watch together as equality ends.
Deportables, deplorables, in the end judgement's still a sin.
I won't point my finger at you, or threaten with my fist, there's nothing left to win.