by Key-Glyph Wed Nov 04, 2015 5:41 am
NOTE: This is of course by no means an exhaustive list, but here are some of my favorite Racketboy quotations of 2015. Enjoy!
You should come over to Judaism. You get to learn all the awesome Yiddish words, every holiday except one involves a lot of food and wine, and once a year we dance around with our holy book because we're so excited we just finished it and get to start reading it again. -- Mr. Popo
Bone hates games released after Pong, so yeah. -- Xeogred
Just make a list so we can debate whether the games are classics. You don't actually have to play through any of them. -- prfsnl_gmr (explaining the Summer Games Challenge)
Jesus saves... Your game -- ninjainspandex
I actually have 10,000 terracotta video games riding massive war chariots prepared within a deep palace in the earth for the time of my death. And when I die, Shigeru Miyamoto and Richard Garriott are actually going to be thrown in when they seal my grave to serve me eternally in the afterlife as my peasant game makers and slaves. -- Ack
The other day my neighbor was looking at my car tires. He said they needed to be rotated. I told him I rotate them every time I drive dumbass what the hell. -- Exhuminator
Decided to step out of my comfort zone and play a couple of Ys games. -- BoneSnapDeez
It's Morphin'. The "g" in "-ing" was for dweebs in the 90's. -- Gunstar Green
BoF V finds the people who are worthy of its majesty. -- pierrot
The plot of the game has your character being called to a magical rupee pond, where a rupee faced guy pops up to tell you how you can go to Rupeeland by gathering rupees and throwing them into the rupee pond to build a giant tower, powered by rupees. -- alienjesus (on Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland DS)
Mario Golf = Olive Garden
Blitz = Ruby Tuesday -- BoneSnapeDeez
what is my heal spell? "Mediarahan" of course. what spell cures status effects? "penpatora" so obvious. what the hell does the item "gold pill" do? i still have no idea, but i have 10 of them just incase. -- DeadPark (on Shin Megami Tensei)
I KNOW WHAT COCAINE FEELS LIKE!!!!!!!!!!! -- BogusMeatFactory (on the announce of the Shenmue 3 Kickstarter)
If I could powder my copies of shenmue and snort them I would -- BogusMeatFactory (the continued meltdown over the Shenmue 3 Kickstarter)
Man-- I thought I loved Shenmue, but you're on another level, Meat. Ride the wave, dude. -- pierrot
so far Bogus is my favorite part of E3 -- TSTR
My current plan is to cut myself, enter the water, and then shoot sharks in the face with fireworks. -- prfsnl_gmr
Pardon me, I was busy preparing my french cuffs so we can discuss video games. -- Ack
I wake up with this cool dude name Luis, he was pretty sweet and evidently gets all the ladies. Apparently I have one of them things in my chest cavity and it's only a matter of time before I go batshit berserker mode and start calling people cabron too. He always runs away though when we could be one of the most badass duos in history. I guess he works alone. -- Blu (recapping Resident Evil V in-character as Leon S. Kennedy)

BogusMeatFactory wrote:If I could powder my copies of shenmue and snort them I would