Haiku Thread

[puke_face]

TSTR, get in here, you.

Help revive the thread thou spawned

gibe us closure, plz

[Exhuminator]

TSTR is...
a talking robot AI?
or a man on drugs?

[TSTR]

back up in that ass
y'all forgot about TSTR
god of the haiku

he is not a man
also is not a machine
he is a MANCHINE

a future cyborg
sent to spread the true gospel
of lord John Cena

but a-wonder not
the T loves his sticky green
cyborgs do drugs too

[Exhuminator]

back up in that ass
the T loves his sticky green
of lord John Cena

[TSTR]

amazing

[puke_face]

Oh! Happiness I feel!

The king of haiku returns!

I bathe in magnificence!

[puke_face]

Sadness consumes me
TsTr and Jon Cena, trembling, scared
The Ultimate Warrior

They are no match.
Jon Cena cannot be seen, true
unless by primal eyes

[puke_face]

Monday morning, evil mistress.
Eyes red, head a mess.
Conquering my mind and soul.

[TEKTORO]

Hustler is always working,
Whether it's on his mind,
Or in his grind.

[puke_face]

Beard long, beard tangled
beard is three years old now see
caught in jacket zipper